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Chris (born April 24, 1994 in Citrus Heights, California) is an American musician and former Bolshevik revolutionary best known as a founding member of The Gentle Platypus Cult. As a bandmate, he is more infamously known as a heavy drug user; favoring an ingestion of multiple types of heroin and beaver tranquilizer, often simultaneously. He is a self-proclaimed "bitch magnet", and is known to attract many different breeds of pussy and tit sizes. Feels good, man.
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